Saturday, July 14, 2007

Criswell predicts: Aphrodesian era

I predict that our own United States will in the future be swept by the popular clouds of an Aphrodesian fragrance. It will be invented by a scientist who is searching for an improved antiseptic spray.
--The Amazing Criswell

I don't know about the accuracy of the details concerning its invention, but thanks to Axe Body Spray, it appears that Criswell finally knocked one out of the park.

I chose one of the tamer "Axe" adverts.

Criswell goes on and on regarding this prediction.
People from all over the world will try to enter the United States wishing to become hypnotized by this strange phenomenon but our ports and borders will be closed to them.

Oh, really?
I guess this one hasn't come true yet after all.

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