Friday, June 22, 2007

Criswell predicts: Mother Earth

O my Friend, as the dark seasons roll, what of your incredible future? Can our whirling, turning, churning earth last out the night? Our geologists tell us that the danger to Mother Earth lies not in the unchartered (sic) vast of outer space, but from inner-earth! Like the apple that rots from the core and explodes into a decaying mass!
--The Amazing Criswell


He goes on an on like that. This is the money line, though:
When you pour a cup of coffee or a glass of water, the rim will not level.
Now that's something.

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