Criswell predicts: Birth Control

I predict that birth control will no longer be a major problem in the United States. Placed in the water system of the country, in every city, regardless of size, will be chemicals which will act as contraceptives on the entire populace. In addition to this, the electricity that comes into each home will have certain ionic particles that cause contraception.
-The Amazing Criswell

Talk about overkill! I suppose the ionic contraception isn't completely reliable, hence the necessity of putting chemicals in the drinking water.
Criswell went on to say that the government would allow certain persons to take a pill that would reverse the effects of the twin environmental contraceptives.

One would think that he'd point out a Supreme Court decision paving the way for something like this, since Criswell was careful to emphasize that point respecting increased sexual license.