Sunday, March 25, 2007

Criswell Predicts: Homosexual Cities


No kidding, this was the first prediction after Criswell blessed his readers with some biographical information intended to show that he had been interested in the future from a very young age.
I predict that perversion will flood the land beginning in 1970. I predict a series of homosexual cities, small, compact, carefully planned areas, will soon be blatantly advertised and exist coast to coast.


I can't say I've noticed blatant advertisements for homosexual cities, but maybe they do exist--but that's not quite good enough to give Criswell the benefit of the doubt on this one.
And what was so magical about 1970? Was there a giant gay conspiracy set to build and advertise the cities in short order?

This first prediction gives a hint regarding Criswell's emphasis on sex in his predictions, perhaps indicative of his approach to selling his shtick.

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