Thanks to a precious attempt at clever writing at MLB.com, I thought I'd take advantage of the pause prior to the start of the World Series by reminding everyone that the "devil ray" for which the Tampa Bay Devil Rays were named is a real fish, not some attempt to meld the depths of Hades with the depths of the ocean.
This is supposed to pass for cleverness:
The anonymous thing was probably a good idea.
Devil all fired up about Rays winning
Hades resident bitter that Tampa Bay made it to World Series
By B.L. Zebub / Special to MLB.com