"The Gitmo Act of 2008"

clipped from www.govtrack.us

110th CONGRESS

2d Session

H. R. 6615

To provide for the transport of the enemy combatants detained in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba to Washington, DC, where the United States Supreme Court will be able to more effectively micromanage the detainees by holding them on the Supreme Court grounds, and for other purposes.

I doubt the bill has any chance of becoming law, but it's nice to see this point made by a representative with a sense of humor.

Check this out:

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

This Act may be cited as the ‘Giving Inmate Terrorists More Opportunities (GITMO) Act of 2008’.

I tip my hat to Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas' 1st Congressional district.